Yelled at a toaster?
Have you furiously pushed the lever up and down, turned the whole thing over, dropped the bagels that were in it on the floor and THEN realized it wasn't plugged in?
Have you microwaved something and forgot about it? Twice?
Have you warmed up something on the stove and used the wrong burner? Did the burner have a plastic bowl on it?
Have you ever taken out the trash and then fallen UP the steps while people were walking by?
But, have you done all of that before noon on the same day?
Happy "I'M-GOING-BACK-TO-BED" day, friends.