Funny Friday March 2020 : Meow

Funny Friday, March 2020

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Dawn of Spatulas on Parade.

Quotes from the Kitty to his owner:

1. "I'm not moving out of the way, Harold. Can't you see the sun is right HERE?"

2. "This 'Shelter-at-Home' thing of yours is really cutting into my ME time."

3. "So, can you 'Shelter-at-Home' in another room? Six feet of social distancing, Harold."

4. "Is it morning? Late Afternoon? Wednesday? I'm kidding. I don't care."

5. "I see you're wearing those sweatpants again. What's it been, eight days now? It's time to grab a Tide-Pod or a shower. I'm only saying this because I love you, and apparently we're going to be spending more time together. Now, go on. I'll be waiting for you RIGHT. HERE."


Stay safe and healthy, friends.
-Michele

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:

Baking In a Tornado

Spatulas On Parade

Funny Friday February 2020: Splash!

Funny Friday, February 2020

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Minette of Southern Belle Charm.

Adorable photo, Minette!

Quotes from a dog

1. "Yeah, Gladys? When you said, 'tub-time', I thought you meant, 'me-time!'"

2. "You're not going to put us in matching pajamas after this, right?"

3. "I seem to recall that last time, there were less bubbles...and less children."

4. "So I ate a few extra bones this week. Why is this human laughing at me? I thought this was a shame-free house!"

5. "OMG. Gladys. Where is the cat???"

Have a great weekend, friends! 

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:

            Baking in a Tornado

            Spatulas on Parade

        Southern Belle Charm

          Medicated Musings

Funny Friday January 2020: Tipped!

Funny Friday, January 2020

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Karen of Baking In A Tornado.

1. Little kid to his big brother: "THAT was one crazy game of H-O-R-S-E!"

2. Dad to Son: "Wow, when mom grounded you from basketball, she was NOT kidding around."

3. Dad: "Eh, a little bit of Gorilla glue and duct tape, it will be good as new."

4. Man to Gardener: "Yeah well, my soon-to-be ex-wife wants her rose garden right here!"

5. Sunday after church: "I told you Grandma could dunk!"

Happy Friday, friends!
-Michele

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:

            Baking In A Tornado

                Spatulas on Parade

            Southern Belle Charm

            Medicated Musings

Funny Friday December 2019: Ruff Life

Hey O friends!

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by me!

This is a photo of BallPark Frank, age 13

1.  BallPark: "Let a family rescue you, they said. They will treat you with dignity in your final years. Yeah, right."

2.  BallPark:  "I'll put on your silly outfit (ONCE!) for the low-low price of a Sirloin Steak."

3.  BallPark: "If any of the other hound dogs see this picture, my reputation as 'Alpha Dog' is over."

4.  Ballpark: "How do I simultaneously look like I hate this AND love how everything feels at the same time?"

5.  BallPark: "The humans bought ME jammies for Christmas too? Don't make eye contact or you'll cry. I really am part of a family!"

Happy New Year, friends!

-Michele

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile!
Happy Weekend, friends.
-Michele

Baking In A Tornado

               Spatulas on Parade 
              Southern Belle Charm  

Funny Friday November 2019: Gone to the Dogs

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by me!

The photo is of our two dogs, BallPark Frank (age 13), and Henry (age7).

1. Henry to BallPark: "When I put my paw on your shoulder, close your eyes. The people won't make us get off the bed if we're asleep."

2. BallPark: "No one told me I'd be with a dog who snores..."

3. Ballpark: "If I go to sleep right now I'll get a good 14 hours in. In the meantime, let me think of every mistake I've ever made." 

4. BallPark: "Hmm, I'm warm and comfy, but now I have to pee.

5. BallPark to Henry: "Yeah, this position is making me feel uncomfortable."

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile!
Happy Weekend, friends.
-Michele

Baking In A Tornado

               Spatulas on Parade 
              Southern Belle Charm  

Funny Friday October 2019: Hot Sauce!

Funny Friday, October 2019

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Karen of Baking In A Tornado.

1. Fashion Alert!!! "Hot Pants" are coming back, Spring 2020

2. I've been called a "smart a$$" before, but never a "spicy a$$." Is that a thing?

3. "If you're not wearing your Sriracha pants on Wednesdays, you can't sit with us."

4. Will my "Frank's Hot Sauce" sweater clash with these pants?

5. You think these are cute? Wait till you see my Soy Sauce slippers! (Kikkoman, of course!)

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile!

Baking In A Tornado

                    Spatulas on Parade  

Funny Friday September 2019

Funny Friday, September 2019

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Dawn of Spatulas on Parade.

1. So, uh...are branches the new "JUUL"? (Don't Vape, Kids)

2. "Back in our day, we had school outdoors. We had to eat lunch at our desk AND whittle sticks to make our own pencils." (and walk uphill both ways.)

3. "Welcome to 'Building a Torch 101.' Snacks are provided." (Remember kids, torches are for lighting, NEVER for marching.)

4. "Have you ever heard of Voodoo Dolls? Let's just say that this stick is the part of my family tree I'm not happy with."

5. "Dammit, Adam. You're supposed to be building a fire for us. But, let me guess. You just HAD to eat more of that forbidden fruit, didn't you? I'm telling the big guy". -Eve, with her hands on her hips, probably.

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Happy Friday, friends!
-Michele

           Baking In A Tornado

                    Spatulas On Parade  

Funny Friday: August 2019

Hey-O friends. 

Thanks for stopping by for today's post. On a personal note, I'd like to thank those of you who (on the blog and in private) sent their condolences after my Grandfather's passing. Your simple words of kindness meant and continue to mean so much. 

Funny Friday, August 2019

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Karen of Baking In A Tornado.

1. Old MacDonald found a beach, E. I. E. I. O.

2. "We do not think this means what you think it means." -every fish farmer, probably

3.  "Hey Jim! I'd love to meet up Saturday morning. How about on the beach at 8? Oh, and don't forget to bring that cute John, dear! Love, Barbara"
After re-reading Barbara's note, Farmer Jim realized two mistakes. One, he needed to pay better attention to grammar. Two, Jim needed to have a serious talk with his twin brother, John.

4. This is what happens when you find your dream "surfer dude" on FARMERSONLY.COM

5. "Hello, Animal Control? There is a loose "Deere" on the beach."

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:

          Baking In A Tornado

          Spatulas on Parade  

             

Have a wonderful weekend, friends!
-Michele

Funny Friday: December 2015

Funny Friday, December 2015

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Me! (WooHoo!!) This is a photo of Coffee Nip Nip. She is a llama, who lives on my in-law's farm. She's 23 years old!

1. "Dude. Long night... don't judge. I am NOT good to drive...Can hitch a ride?"

2. "You folks lookin' to buy some quality alfalfa? I know a guy."

3. "Keep on driving, man. Nothing to see here...unless you have a an extra brush."

4. "You get in one little fight in the barn, and suddenly you're the one sleeping outside."

5. "Ask me if my mama was a llama one more time. I double dare you."

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:

Measures of Merriment

Southern Belle Charm

Dinosaur Superhero Mommy

Baking in a Tornado

Someone Else's Genius

Confessions of a part-time working mom

Not That Sarah Michelle

Spatulas on Parade

The Bergham Chronicles

Cheers to a wonderful 2016, friends!

-Michele