The Cool Kids

Friday, March 27, 2020

Funny Friday March 2020 : Meow



Funny Friday, March 2020


Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.




Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Dawn of Spatulas on Parade.




Quotes from the Kitty to his owner:


1. "I'm not moving out of the way, Harold. Can't you see the sun is right HERE?"


2. "This 'Shelter-at-Home' thing of yours is really cutting into my ME time."


3. "So, can you 'Shelter-at-Home' in another room? Six feet of social distancing, Harold."


4. "Is it morning? Late Afternoon? Wednesday? I'm kidding. I don't care."


5. "I see you're wearing those sweatpants again. What's it been, eight days now? It's time to grab a Tide-Pod or a shower. I'm only saying this because I love you, and apparently we're going to be spending more time together. Now, go on. I'll be waiting for you RIGHT. HERE."


Stay safe and healthy, friends.
-Michele


Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:




Friday, March 13, 2020

Use Your Words March 2020: Uh, Thanks?




Hey-O friends!

Today’s post is a writing challenge created by Karen @ Baking in A Tornado.  8 participating bloggers picked 4 – 6 words for someone else to use in a post. All words must be used at least once. All posts will be different as each writer has received their own original set of words. No blogger knows who received their words or in what direction the writer will take them. Until today.  

My words are:
appeal ~ circumspect ~ savage ~ theory

They were submitted by: https://wanderingwebdesigner.com/blog


Thanks for the awesome words, Rena






Stay healthy, friends,
-Michele
Check out the other cool kids participating this month:

                   Baking in a Tornado
                   Spatulas on Parade
                   Wandering Web Designer
                   On the Border
                   Part-time Working Hockey Mom
                   Climaxed 
                   Sparkly Poetic Weirdo            

Friday, February 28, 2020

Funny Friday February 2020: Splash!

Funny Friday, February 2020


Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.




Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Minette of Southern Belle Charm.
Adorable photo, Minette!




Quotes from a dog

1. "Yeah, Gladys? When you said, 'tub-time', I thought you meant, 'me-time!'"


2. "You're not going to put us in matching pajamas after this, right?"


3. "I seem to recall that last time, there were less bubbles...and less children."


4. "So I ate a few extra bones this week. Why is this human laughing at me? I thought this was a shame-free house!"


5. "OMG. Gladys. Where is the cat???"

Have a great weekend, friends! 

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:


            Baking in a Tornado
            Spatulas on Parade
          Medicated Musings

Friday, February 14, 2020

Words With Friends February 2020: Yum!



Hey-O friends!

Today’s post is a writing challenge created by Karen @ Baking in A Tornado.  10 participating bloggers picked 4 – 6 words for someone else to use in a post. All words must be used at least once. All posts will be different as each writer has received their own original set of words. No blogger knows who received their words or in what direction the writer will take them. Until today.  

My words are:
triple, pairings, enjoyed, last, missive
They were submitted by: Jenn @
https://sparklyjenn.blogspot.com/ 
Thanks for the words, Jenn!

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Attention Employees: Read and memorize this week's missive via Chef Boyar-Jonah.





Chef Boyar-Jonah, circa 2008



Enjoy your weekend, friends,
-Michele

Check out the other cool kids participating this week:

                         Baking In A Tornado
                          Spatulas On Parade
                  Wandering Web Designer
                                  On The Border   
                       Southern Belle Charm  
                                         Climaxed   
                       Sparkly Poetic Weirdo
                           Medicated Musings     

Friday, January 31, 2020

Funny Friday January 2020: Tipped!

Funny Friday, January 2020


Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.




Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Karen of Baking In A Tornado.



1. Little kid to his big brother: "THAT was one crazy game of H-O-R-S-E!"


2. Dad to Son: "Wow, when mom grounded you from basketball, she was NOT kidding around."


3. Dad: "Eh, a little bit of Gorilla glue and duct tape, it will be good as new."


4. Man to Gardener: "Yeah well, my soon-to-be ex-wife wants her rose garden right here!"


5. Sunday after church: "I told you Grandma could dunk!"

Happy Friday, friends!
-Michele


Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:


            Baking In A Tornado


                Spatulas on Parade


            Southern Belle Charm

            Medicated Musings

Friday, January 17, 2020

Use Your Words January 2020: The Skimpy




Hey-O friends!

Today’s post is a writing challenge created by Karen @ Baking in A Tornado.  9 participating bloggers picked 4 – 6 words for someone else to use in a post. All words must be used at least once. All posts will be different as each writer has received their own original set of words. No blogger knows who received their words or in what direction the writer will take them. Until today.  

My words are:
meatballs ~ wrapping paper ~ Hamilton ~ Game Show Network ~ bathroom
They were submitted by:
http://mymedicatedmusings.blogspot.com 
Thanks for the words, Twinnie!

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Have a "dry" weekend, friends!
Michele

Don't forget to check out the cool kids who participated this month:

                        Baking in a Tornado
                        Spatulas on Parade
                        Wandering Web Designer
                        Southern Beller Charm
                        Part-Time Working Hockey Mom   
                        Climaxed  
                        Medicated Musings
                        On the Border     
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