"Because he's getting older.. and that's what guys do. See that dark hair on his upper lip?" I try to explain..
"Hmm." he nods.. "But why does he use a razor?"
"Well, you know how daddy gets whiskers? He uses a razor to shave them off." I say.
"I know that. But dad has light brown hair.." he tells me, still looking confused.
"So?" I ask, not quite understanding what HE's not understanding..
"Well, C. has dark hair like you do. I think he should use that shiny, warm stuff on his lip like you ..."
Oh Dear Big Man Up Above...
Waxing. He's talking about waxing...
Yes, he's seen me wax before, but I never really thought he understood why, or more importantly HOW he felt the need to remember that bit of information...
I believe this is the beginning of a new book. I obviously have both a ton of content AND a title.
"Things Young Men Should Never Say
Cheers to honesty, friends :)