Funny Friday September 2019

Funny Friday, September 2019

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Dawn of Spatulas on Parade.

1. So, uh...are branches the new "JUUL"? (Don't Vape, Kids)

2. "Back in our day, we had school outdoors. We had to eat lunch at our desk AND whittle sticks to make our own pencils." (and walk uphill both ways.)

3. "Welcome to 'Building a Torch 101.' Snacks are provided." (Remember kids, torches are for lighting, NEVER for marching.)

4. "Have you ever heard of Voodoo Dolls? Let's just say that this stick is the part of my family tree I'm not happy with."

5. "Dammit, Adam. You're supposed to be building a fire for us. But, let me guess. You just HAD to eat more of that forbidden fruit, didn't you? I'm telling the big guy". -Eve, with her hands on her hips, probably.

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:

Happy Friday, friends!
-Michele

           Baking In A Tornado

                    Spatulas On Parade  

Use Your Words: September 2019: Two Closets are better than one.

Today’s post is a writing challenge created by Karen @ Baking in A Tornado.  6 participating bloggers picked 4 – 6 words for someone else to use in a post. All words must be used at least once. All posts will be different as each writer has received their own original set of words. No blogger knows who received their words or in what direction the writer will take them. Until today.   

My words are from our lovely host, Karen@
https://Bakinginatornado.com 

 evidence ~ eggs ~ energy ~ enjoy ~ economy

 Thank you, Karen!

Pattern Story #9


Narrator: This winter on Lifetime:
 In a world...
Where 50 percent of all marriages end in divorce.
Where style and fashion are all around us and fabric choices are wide and abundant...
Where makeover shows are literally creating whole networks...

We follow six couples in crisis. Husbands that have lost their energy.  Wives who are on the edge of calling their relationships quits.

Can two people who used to enjoy the company of each other find connection again?
In this economy, can these marriages be saved?

Find out this and much more with both our marriage/therapy/style experts and the easter eggs we leave along all season.

Lifetime TV and you can help also solve these problems:

Can these couples rediscover love?

Will each spouse find evidence of their individuality again?

Is there enough style sense and ego in the world to know?

Tune in this winter to find out what these duos might discover ...

From the creators of "What Not to Wear Now" and "Project Runaway From my Closet!" and from the producers of "Our Multiple Marriages,"

Lifetime brings you:

*"Get Your Own Darn Wardrobe!!": the Marriage edition.
"Can our marriage be the same without us looking the same?"

Only this winter
and only on Lifetime.

1991 Butterick Company 

McCall Pattern Company NY 1985

Simplicity Pattern Company 1969

*Do you and your spouse literally share a closet? Write to us online and let us know if we can help you "Get Your Own Darn Wardrobe!". Lifetime.com. Name, participants and topics are subject to change.

Be you and have a wonderful. weekend, friends!
-Michele

Check the other participants out and see what words they got and how they used them.  

   

Links to the other “Use Your Words” posts:

                       Baking In A Tornado

              Wandering Web Designer

                     Spatulas on Parade

                             On the Border   

     Part-Time Working Hockey Mom  

                                  Climaxed