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Friday, December 25, 2015

Funny Friday: December 2015

Funny Friday, December 2015
Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.


Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Me! (WooHoo!!) This is a photo of Coffee Nip Nip. She is a llama, who lives on my in-law's farm. She's 23 years old!


1. "Dude. Long night... don't judge. I am NOT good to drive...Can hitch a ride?"
2. "You folks lookin' to buy some quality alfalfa? I know a guy."
3. "Keep on driving, man. Nothing to see here...unless you have a an extra brush."
4. "You get in one little fight in the barn, and suddenly you're the one sleeping outside."
5. "Ask me if my mama was a llama one more time. I double dare you."
Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:


Cheers to a wonderful 2016, friends!
-Michele
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26 comments:

  1. Karen @BakingInATornadoDecember 25, 2015 at 12:14 PM

    I just love this picture!
    Your first three captions gave me flash backs to my college days!
    Everyone knows that llama/mama thing but me. I think I've missed out on some important childhood information.

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    1. Michele MarriottDecember 31, 2015 at 10:02 AM

      "Is your Mama a Llama?" Was one of the first books I had in my teaching collection. I think I got it from my mother in law. Heavy on the rhymes. I was much more into "Sheep in a Jeep." LOL
      <3

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  2. AnonymousDecember 26, 2015 at 10:28 AM

    Baaaahahahahahahahaaaa!
    You know a guy, huh?? And the last one?? I SO knew that was coming!! Ha! Funny stuff, FF!! I hope you and your beautiful family had the best Christmas and time spent together! Miss and love you tons!

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    1. Michele MarriottDecember 31, 2015 at 10:03 AM

      I bet you read that book to your girls a lot! Christmas was nice and quiet, surrounded by my little family. I hope yours was as nice. Thanks for always keeping in touch. You know I love you for that <3

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  3. Sarah @ Not That Sarah MichelleDecember 26, 2015 at 3:39 PM

    So....was you mama a llama?

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  4. MarkDecember 28, 2015 at 10:28 AM

    My favorite is number 4. Maybe because I've had to sleep "outside the barn" and know that feeling (for the record, I'm sure I deserved it). Number 1 is good, too. Thanks for a Christmas day chuckle. Love you!

    -M

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    1. Michele MarriottDecember 31, 2015 at 10:07 AM

      Sleeping outside the barn lately? Haha. Anyone outside the barn probably deserves it ;)
      I love a man who still uses the word chuckle. DO you ever check back for these responses? IF you do, Happy Birthday!(and New Year).
      <3

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  5. Dawn GardnerDecember 28, 2015 at 10:47 AM

    LOL seriously "dude I know a guy" ROTFL
    And 5 was my way of thinking too!

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    1. Michele MarriottDecember 31, 2015 at 10:16 AM

      "Dude, I know a guy." started in my house when I was looking for pencils. My high school senior said that to me and I about died. Now, it's kind of our go-to saying. I'm sure many people consider calling CPS, but...
      LOL
      <3

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  6. Robin AllenDecember 28, 2015 at 5:39 PM

    Careful now. You might give Utah dealers ideas on how to bulk up their skag weed... I mean, dude, I know a guy. ;)

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    1. Michele MarriottDecember 31, 2015 at 10:17 AM

      Dude. YOU know a guy? Hahahahaha. I think the Utah dealers probably aren't readers of this fine blog. Skag weed. Ha!
      <3

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  7. menopausal mamaDecember 29, 2015 at 11:47 AM

    OMG #2 is so funny! I love llamas! Hope you had a wonderful Christmas, and here's to a happy & healthy New Year. Cheers! <3

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    1. Michele MarriottDecember 31, 2015 at 10:21 AM

      Thanks, Marcia. Mark's family had two llamas when we moved here. Neither have seemed to like Mark. They spit at him. It was pretty funny to see.
      Cheers times two that 2016 is a year for the better. Happy Holidays, my friend.
      <3

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  8. Candice MastersonDecember 30, 2015 at 1:20 PM

    Is your momma a llama?? Lol ;) These are great, good job! Happy New Year!

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    1. Michele MarriottJanuary 4, 2016 at 3:58 PM

      Every one keeps asking that! Hahahahaha. Thanks, Candice. Happy New Year to you, as well. 2016 is going to rock. I say that every year :)

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  9. Tamara GerberJanuary 2, 2016 at 3:31 AM

    A barn fight? Almost sounds like a hockey thing.
    Happy new year, dear Michele! 🍾🍀💕😀

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    1. Michele MarriottJanuary 4, 2016 at 3:59 PM

      Exactly! LOL!
      Happy New Year to you, my moon boots friends <3

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  10. karenJanuary 4, 2016 at 11:35 AM

    "I know a guy" LOLOL... and love Dude don't ask. Happy New Year

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    1. Michele MarriottJanuary 4, 2016 at 4:00 PM

      Thanks, Karen. Hope your family has a fantastic 2016 <3

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  11. FrailieJanuary 8, 2016 at 2:07 AM

    good post! thanks sharing!

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  12. Jules BJanuary 13, 2016 at 3:39 AM

    HILARIOUS!!! Thank you for the laughs!!! Loved it!!!

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    1. Michele MarriottJanuary 14, 2019 at 10:17 AM

      Trying to remember how to reply...Jules. Thank you!

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  13. Evelyn MorenMay 3, 2016 at 2:41 AM

    I love every sentence in this post, you are hilarious!

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