-A mostly true journey of a girl, her man, and their three kids; all trying to live harmoniously in cities somewhere in Utah. Names and exact locations may be changed in order to protect the grouchy.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Be older, shellybean...

On the grocery list today:
1. Hair Color
2. Prescriptions
4. Oil Of Olay- Regenerist
5. Sensodine toothpaste
6. IcyHOT heating pads
7. Calcium Chews
8. Control-top ANYTHING..

Sadly absent from list:
1. Any hair product from "Goody"
2. Teen Spirit antiperspirant
3. Laffy Taffy/ Jawbreakers/ Solid Caramels..
4. Spicy Salsa
5. Anything with the words "bikini fit" or "mini".

Proudly missing from list-
1. Depends Undergarments
2. Metamucil
3. Assorted hard candies with loud wrappers.

In due time, people......

Happy Monday, friends :)


  1. Can I just say that at least you don't have both acne wash and wrinkle cream on your list. I get to stand mext to all the 16yr olds while searching for the perfect "removes acne in 8 hours" wash. Then I get to wonder over to the other line, surrounded by women who I tell myself are much older than me, while fighting over the under-eye-pump and skin lifter. I won't even allow myself near the candy, because at this point...why push it?

  2. I have a love hate relationship with getting older. I love all the wisdom I have gained over the years and I hate that I can't remember any of it!

  3. Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa! All I can do is laugh! Probably because I am 30 days older than you. YIKES! Old age...here we come!

    Your OLD "diapered" friend, Nickie


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