Funny Friday January 2020: Tipped!

Funny Friday, January 2020

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Karen of Baking In A Tornado.

1. Little kid to his big brother: "THAT was one crazy game of H-O-R-S-E!"

2. Dad to Son: "Wow, when mom grounded you from basketball, she was NOT kidding around."

3. Dad: "Eh, a little bit of Gorilla glue and duct tape, it will be good as new."

4. Man to Gardener: "Yeah well, my soon-to-be ex-wife wants her rose garden right here!"

5. Sunday after church: "I told you Grandma could dunk!"

Happy Friday, friends!
-Michele

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:

            Baking In A Tornado

                Spatulas on Parade

            Southern Belle Charm

            Medicated Musings

Use Your Words January 2020: The Skimpy

Hey-O friends!

Today’s post is a writing challenge created by Karen @ Baking in A Tornado.  9 participating bloggers picked 4 – 6 words for someone else to use in a post. All words must be used at least once. All posts will be different as each writer has received their own original set of words. No blogger knows who received their words or in what direction the writer will take them. Until today.  

My words are:

meatballs ~ wrapping paper ~ Hamilton ~ Game Show Network ~ bathroom

They were submitted by:

http://mymedicatedmusings.blogspot.com 
Thanks for the words, Twinnie!

Pattern Story #12: Infomercial

Property of Butterick Pattern Service 1980s

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Have a "dry" weekend, friends!

Michele

Don't forget to check out the cool kids who participated this month:

                        Baking in a Tornado

                        Spatulas on Parade

                        Wandering Web Designer

                        Southern Beller Charm

                        Part-Time Working Hockey Mom   

                        Climaxed  

                        Medicated Musings

                        On the Border     

Funny Friday December 2019: Ruff Life

Hey O friends!

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by me!

This is a photo of BallPark Frank, age 13

1.  BallPark: "Let a family rescue you, they said. They will treat you with dignity in your final years. Yeah, right."

2.  BallPark:  "I'll put on your silly outfit (ONCE!) for the low-low price of a Sirloin Steak."

3.  BallPark: "If any of the other hound dogs see this picture, my reputation as 'Alpha Dog' is over."

4.  Ballpark: "How do I simultaneously look like I hate this AND love how everything feels at the same time?"

5.  BallPark: "The humans bought ME jammies for Christmas too? Don't make eye contact or you'll cry. I really am part of a family!"

Happy New Year, friends!

-Michele

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile!
Happy Weekend, friends.
-Michele

Baking In A Tornado

               Spatulas on Parade 
              Southern Belle Charm