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Friday, May 29, 2015

Funny Friday: May 2015

Funny Friday, May 2015
Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.


Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Spatulas on Parade  


1. After the honeymoon, Cinderella left yet another shoe behind.
2. As the marathon runners came near, George had a choice. He could save his wife's shoes or his ham and cheese sandwich.
3. Harold was comfortable wearing one shoe and he didn't care who knew it.
4. Before he tripped, Harry's Cloak of Invisibility was a smashing success.
5. Remember the old lady who lived in a shoe? This is her beach house.
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28 comments:

  1. StacySews andSchoolsMay 29, 2015 at 8:43 AM

    Absolute genius!!!!! I can't pick a favorite! Ok, well, HP naturally wins out just a little. ;)

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    1. Michele MarriottMay 29, 2015 at 12:55 PM

      I knew Harry Potter would strike a chord! LOL!
      Thanks, Stacy

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  2. Candice MastersonMay 29, 2015 at 8:59 AM

    I'm a huge Potter fan so totally LOVE #4! Bloody Brilliant! And the Old Lady one is great, made me chuckle. Have a great weekend. :)

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    1. Michele MarriottMay 29, 2015 at 12:56 PM

      Thanks, Candice! Now if I could get a hold of my OWN Cloak of Invisibility!

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  3. karenMay 29, 2015 at 9:08 AM

    OMG...I don't know which is better the Harry Potter one or the Old Lady's beach house.

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    1. Michele MarriottMay 29, 2015 at 12:57 PM

      Thanks, Karen! If I were the old lady, I'd want a bigger beach house :)

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  4. Karen @Baking In A TornadoMay 29, 2015 at 9:10 AM

    You always make me laugh but the last one is definitely my favorite!

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    1. Michele MarriottMay 29, 2015 at 12:58 PM

      Thank you, my friend. You'd think by now, she would deserve waterfront view, right?

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  5. Dawn GardnerMay 29, 2015 at 9:30 AM

    Beach house? LOL love it

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  6. Angela WeightMay 29, 2015 at 2:20 PM

    Love these!!!!! The old lady's beach house had me rolling. Soooo clever. Have a great weekend.

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    1. Michele MarriottMay 29, 2015 at 3:22 PM

      Thanks, Angela. It's my wish to live by the beach. Not in a flip-flop, but...
      Happy Friday <3

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  7. Tamara GerberMay 29, 2015 at 2:57 PM

    The shoe lady's beach house, how cute!
    As for Cinderella leaving a shoe behind after her honeymoon… there is an expression we use in Swiss German "ich han ehm de Schue geh" literally translates as "I gave him the shoe". What it means is "I told him to leave" (in a relationship)

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    1. Michele MarriottMay 29, 2015 at 3:24 PM

      Bahahaha! I told my husband that just now. He frowned. LOL :)

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    2. Robin AllenMay 29, 2015 at 4:47 PM

      Sorry to hijack this, but Tamara, that explanation makes it sooooo much funnier!

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    3. Michele MarriottMay 30, 2015 at 12:18 PM

      @Tamara, I have said, "Give him the boot", but I like "the shoe" too :)
      @Robin, hijack away :)

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  8. Robin AllenMay 29, 2015 at 4:46 PM

    Ha! Her Beach House. OMG! Dying! BTW, I didn't realize how close we lived to each other! There's an AFB in between us, but still... really close!

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    1. Michele MarriottMay 30, 2015 at 12:20 PM

      Thanks, Robin! We do live close, right? I live on the South side of O-town. I think there is a Tai Pan close to you? You need to come over for craft night. It's really not as cheesy as it sounds... :)

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  9. AnonymousMay 29, 2015 at 6:34 PM

    The Harold comment! Hahaha These are all so hilarious. Great job, shellybean :) Always so funny. Guess I'm destined to be somewhat hilarious then, right? Love you! ❤️

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    1. Michele MarriottMay 30, 2015 at 12:21 PM

      Thanks, A. I think you have surpassed me in the hilarious department (along with your siblings), but I appreciate the compliment. Thanks for reading/commenting <3

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  10. Silenceof TheMomMay 29, 2015 at 7:13 PM

    I would have saved the sandwich too. ;)

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    1. Michele MarriottMay 30, 2015 at 12:22 PM

      On any given day, I'd always save the sandwich ;)

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  11. MarkMay 30, 2015 at 8:34 AM

    I vote for the old lady's beach house, although they all were great. Can't blame anyone for ditching their shoe at the beach - beaches were made to walk barefoot on. Hopefully we will get to do that together again soon ;). Love you! - M

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    1. Michele MarriottMay 30, 2015 at 12:25 PM

      We should have taken a picture of your runaway shoe this morning. It would have been a nice addition. Funny how I didn't understand the concept of losing a beach shoe until today. ps. Where was I when you were commenting? Probably eating eggs...
      <3

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  12. AnonymousMay 31, 2015 at 3:44 PM

    I think you out did yourself this time FF! Had me rolling!

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    1. Michele MarriottMay 31, 2015 at 4:38 PM

      Thanks, FF. Look, I can even answer you from the sand! LOL. Miss you <3

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  13. Ann WixomJune 5, 2015 at 12:34 PM

    I need a beach house.

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    1. Michele MarriottJune 7, 2015 at 4:55 PM

      Me too, Ann. Maybe a bit bigger than the one pictured. Is that asking a lot? ;)

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