-A mostly true journey of a girl, her man and their three kids; all trying to live harmoniously in a house somewhere in Utah. Names and exact locations may be changed in order to protect the grouchy.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Have you ever...

Yelled at a toaster?

Have you furiously pushed the lever up and down, turned the whole thing over, dropped the bagels that were in it on the floor and THEN realized it wasn't plugged in?

Have you microwaved something and forgot about it? Twice?

Have you warmed up something on the stove and used the wrong burner? Did the burner have a plastic bowl on it?

Have you ever taken out the trash and then fallen UP the steps while people were walking by?

Yeah, maybe.

But, have you done all of that before noon on the same day?

I have.

Happy "I'M-GOING-BACK-TO-BED" day, friends.








10 comments:

  1. You crack me up! I hope your day gets better! love ya honey....Brenda

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    1. It really did. Thanks, Brenda. I love hearing from you :)

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  2. Sounds like you need a redo. Grab some chocolate, a good book and then back to bed with the covers over your head - that's my solution for those kind of days.

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    1. Grab some chocolate? Oh, no. I couldn't...well..Okay! You're sweet. Crossing my fingers that the next two years will fly by with nothing but peace, safety and love. Thanks for taking the time to write, Ann. I hope you know how much that means.

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  3. That is not a good way to start your day. I hope it got better after that. Falling up the stairs is a talent so you should be proud of that. Hope your day today starts off better. Love ya!

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    1. Falling up the stairs has unfortunately, become another graceful skill of mine. I AM pretty proud.. My day has started off much better! Thanks :)

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  4. Oh man. Hate those kinda days. I have had many of them. LOL!
    And yes, falling UP is a talent and I do it WAY more than falling DOWN! Why is that exactly???? Good grief....

    Glad to hear your day got better. :)

    Nice "chatting" with you for a bit last night. Always makes my day to catch you online. :)

    No falling UP or DOWN today, K?
    Love your equally clumsily FF <3

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    1. Nick Nack, we have skills.. I told you! I loved chatting with you as well. Especially on the phone, because my house is now clean! (I use "now" very lightly) No skipping stairs today :)

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  5. Wow, I don't believe I have accomplished those feats in the same morning, but I can most definately relate. Some mornings begin with a little voice that says, "For the most appropriate emotional/behavioral functioning, at least 2x more hours of rest will be needed." Thank you for sharing and the smile this morning.

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    1. 2x more hours of rest sounds like a solution to many of the country's problems. I'm so glad to see your comment, C. Thanks :)

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